tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

covrtneylove:

Shane Morris more like LAME Morris am i right ladies

bolto:

imagine if the first internet name you came up with stuck with you for life

everybody-keeps-scoring:

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

this tho

the-yolocaust:

someone should make out with me right now mostly befcause im bored

saverockandroll:

of course gabe saporta makes the good girls go bad i mean damn that man makes good boys go bad he probably makes good plants go bad lets be real here

riddlemetom:

sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize 

fffcuk:

never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself

powertothelocaldreamer:

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

and then i continue sitting with my legs open